Pirate Kink

Dear Readers,

I am very proud to announce that this weekend I will be fulfilling a lifelong fantasy of mine: I am attending a kink party as a Pirate. Bring on the grog and let the nubile young maidens walk the plank! Or maybe just tie up the local beer wench and spank her! Either way.

The most fabulous kink party planners in San Francisco, Kinky Salon, are holding “Kinky Salon Sails the Seven Seas!”

They are promising Pirates and Mermaids and Sea Creatures of every kinky variety. Imagine Latex clad Sirens luring in the Leather Pirates. The possibilities are endless…

One of my favorite latex designers, Polly Pandemonium, and her Moral Minority, should be sporting some of her master designs. I am putting together a terribly sexy pirate girl outfit, complete with a leather eyepatch. Aaaargh!

I even took the quiz to get my pirate name:

my pirate name is: Red Anne Bonney
	Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

And learned a little about Talking Like a Pirate!

I think Pirates and Kink are a most natural combination. Why aren’t there more Pirate kink parties? Think of applying all the fancy rope tying skills you’ve learned from Midori’s book, The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage, to tie up the bonny lass on the poop deck. Or gloriously torturing your captive sailors with a wooden paddle or some spikey leather gloves?? That’ll get them to tell you where they’ve hidden the gold treasure!