Babeland

I attended the best grand opening party last night. It was for a new female-oriented sex toy store, Babeland. Babeland is the latest incarnation from Rachel and Claire, owner of three other Toys in Babeland stores and a website.

The Stockroom has a loving symbiotic relationship with the Babelands. We even make custom strap-ons for them! Juli Crockett and I attended with Steve Diet Goedde. He has enjoyed signing his books for them in the past. They had his Beauty of Fetish book displayed front and center.

First off, the store is beautifully designed. The colors are bright and welcoming. The shelves are filled with playful products with lots of information and helpful hints. The place was packed with well wishers, and beautiful young waiters served us plenty of hors d'oeuvres and cocktails as we gazed upon beautifully sculpted packing dildos and vibrating cockrings.

The beloved Freddy and Eddy were there, with their red siren of an assistant,Jennifer Ramsey. The lead singer of the recently disbanded Radio Vago was there, lots of stylish dildo distributors, and various Babeland sex educators.

A buxom burlesque dancer appeared from the back room and shimmied and stripped to her pasties lipsyncing to a jazzy 50’s song. The crowd hooted and applauded. I tried to take photos to share with y’all, but the place was too crowded and I am too short to see over them!

Then Babeland held a raffle. They whipped out some very fancy toys for prizes! Nothing but the best for this crowd. They gave away a Magic Wand and an Njoy dildo. Then, last but not least, I won a prize at the raffle! And it was the fanciest prize. A beautiful, sky blue, hand blown glass dildo. I felt so lucky.

Tomorrow, Saturday from 2 to 4pm, Babeland is having a grand opening celebration open to the general public. Check it out!